The Batsons

THE BATSONS: CARMILLA’S CRUSH IS NOW AVAILABLE THROUGH Amazon Mp3, CDBaby, AND AudioComics Digital Direct!

What if someone crossed The Munsters with The Addams Family and dumped this crazed creation in a place where monsters are normal, bad is good, and ugly is in demand? The AudioComics Company presents its first full-cast audio comedy for children and creatures of all ages! Meet…THE BATSONS!

“Misery Loves Family!”

The Batsons are a spooky-kooky family of misfit monsters who reside in Flemme Falls, the capital of Halloween where “awful is lawful and everyone’s mean.” Tweenage Fang Batson fails to fit in because, to his family’s great shame, he tends to be nice. Fang’s teenage sister, Carmilla, is a champion sneak and skulker, but can’t raise a decent crop of zits, much less warts, horns, and scales like the cool ghouls at school. Mad scientists Dadula’s world domination schemes always fizzle. Momula hides her natural neatness behind compulsive dusting…as in spreading dust around the Batson’s bizarre mansion, Tooth Acres.

 

Our First Two Episodes…

THE TROUBLE WITH FANG
The Batsons are frantic because their young son is NOT a monster. Disgracefully sweet and gentle, Fang won’t even try to kill his sister. How can this Flemme Falls family survive the shame?

CARMILLA’S CRUSH
Poor teenage Carmilla pines for the monster next door. But hideous Ogrethorpe Sludge spurns her affections for a shocking reason. What’s a ghoul to do?!

Think your family’s strange? Try spending time with The Batsons, the backwards bunch of green-skinned fiends hatched by the demented brains of best-selling children’s book writers and graphic novelists Ron and Justine Fontes. For a Batson is a Batson and that’s all there is to that!

The Batsons features the vocal talents of: BRENT ASKARI, KATE DAVIS, RON FONTES, AARON LOCKMAN, LISA MULLER-JONES, BENJAMIN MYSHRALL, REBECCA MYSHRALL, and MARK HONAN as your Narrator.

WRITTEN FOR AUDIO BY: RON AND JUSTINE FONTES

DIRECTOR/SOUND DESIGN: WILLIAM DUFRIS

COMPOSER/ARRANGEMENTS: JUSTINE FONTES

RECORDED AT: MIND’S EYE PRODUCTIONS, PORTLAND, ME

POST PRODUCTION: MIND’S EYE PRODUCTIONS

COVER ART: RON AND JUSTINE FONTES

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